PAKISTAN’S AVERAGE NATIONAL IQ COMES DOWN TO 9 AFTER TWO JEWS DIE

Islamabad: Two Jews met their fortunate death in Lahore after the firefighters successfully avoided them to save a Madarsa instead on Mall road, which also caught fire due to Bad Taliban.

In uptown Lahore at about 3 a.m. PST when a neighbor taking his goat out noticed smoke coming from the Jews’ residence and called his friends to celebrate. One of his friends was believed to be a Mossad agent belonging to Ahmediyya sect, who alerted the Fire Brigade.

“We were not very convinced with the idea to save these Zionists,” said a fire fighter, “because they are going to hellfire anyways, but our seniors pressured us to go save them. They must be working on RAW payroll.”

In a dramatic chain of events, Pakistan’s average IQ which was 84 till yesterday; came down to 9.

Al Bakistan Times >>

DISCLAIMER: The article is a work of satire and fiction and in no way attempts to depict events in real life.

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2 Comments on PAKISTAN’S AVERAGE NATIONAL IQ COMES DOWN TO 9 AFTER TWO JEWS DIE

  1. G.Deckzeijl // 16/08/2015 om 16:17 //

    Intelligente allahschreeuwers is voor mij een contradictio in terminis.

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  2. G.Deckzeijl // 24/09/2015 om 16:38 //

    Theo van Gogh zou hier een daverende opmerking over gemaakt hebben.
    http://www.telegraaf.nl/buitenland/24533334/__Trein_overrijdt_offergeiten__.html

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