Islamabad: Two Jews met their fortunate death in Lahore after the firefighters successfully avoided them to save a Madarsa instead on Mall road, which also caught fire due to Bad Taliban.
In uptown Lahore at about 3 a.m. PST when a neighbor taking his goat out noticed smoke coming from the Jews’ residence and called his friends to celebrate. One of his friends was believed to be a Mossad agent belonging to Ahmediyya sect, who alerted the Fire Brigade.
“We were not very convinced with the idea to save these Zionists,” said a fire fighter, “because they are going to hellfire anyways, but our seniors pressured us to go save them. They must be working on RAW payroll.”
In a dramatic chain of events, Pakistan’s average IQ which was 84 till yesterday; came down to 9.
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